Hostage of Myself™ – Modern Slavewear

The Productivity Cult.™

Stuck in your own routine? Great. Now wear it.
This tee captures the digital grind loop — scroll, swallow, panic, repeat.
You’re not just tired. You’re scheduled to suffer™.

Visual sarcasm meets vector minimalism to expose the soul-crushing glory of modern productivity.
You might relate. Or worse — you might not even notice anymore.

📅 Anxiety sold separately.
☕ No refunds for burnout.
📱 Screen time > free time.

Part of the ogle collection — made to glitch your comfort zone.