Now with Self-Sabotage Foam™ – Lather, Doubt, Repeat

Swallow Your Schedule.™

This tee delivers your morning meltdown in a limited-edition release — now with extra foam.
Scent of guilt. Infused with overthinking. Never dermatologically tested.
Sold as self-care, fermented in your deepest fear of growth.

🧴 Light, foamy, and emotionally corrosive.
📦 Packaged in a bottle. Or your habits.
🚿 Best applied daily for long-lasting regret.

Part of the ogle collection — because your comfort zone sells self-sabotage in pastel tones.