System Failure™ – No Longer Supported

This tee is a brutal reminder: update or die.
In a world where obsolescence is mandatory, you’re just one patch away from digital extinction.

Because sometimes, the system isn’t broken — it was designed that way.
⚠️ Critical patch... permanently delayed.
🔋 Battery low. Motivation lower.
💻 Humanity.exe has stopped responding.

Part of the ogle collection — where dystopia becomes wearable.