On Fire™ – Burnout Never Looked So Motivated

You’re Thriving™ (But Actually on Fire)

Deadlines blazing, coffee boiling, fake gratitude bubbling — and you? You’re thriving™.
This tee mocks hustle culture’s toxic affirmations with a middle finger for every “you got this” sticky note.
You’re not flourishing — you’re combusting. But hey, at least it’s productive.

☕ Now with 200% more panic.
📅 Deadline: always yesterday.
🔥 Corporate positivity sold separately.

Part of the productivity cult™ collection — because nothing screams “success” like internal damage from spontaneous combustion.