The Productivity Cult™ – Workship Ready

The Productivity Cult.™

Kneel before your sacred hustle altar.
This tee reveals the modern religion: caffeine, deadlines, Wi-Fi, and the glowing god of performance.
No breaks. No heresy. Just worship through output.

In this cult, your worth is measured in deliverables — and salvation is just another overdue task.

📦 Now offering purpose as a service.
🔔 Daily rituals: emails, notifications, and panic.
🧠 Side effects: burnout, blurred identity, blind devotion.

Part of the productivity cult™ collection — worn by believers, skeptics, and ex-disciples of the grind.