Swallow Your Schedule™ – Digest the Grind

Swallow Your Schedule.™

Your calendar’s in charge now. So open wide.
This tee plates corporate chaos with a side of urgency icons, meeting menus, and a lunch break permanently postponed.

Because productivity doesn’t care if you’re hungry — only if you’re available.

🕑 Anxiety, spoon-fed.
📅 Weekdays, seasoned with burnout.
🍽️ Just swallow. No questions.

Part of the productivity cult™ collection — for those choking on the modern routine.