Air Not Included™ – Now With Less Oxygen

Air Not Included.™

Want clean air? That’ll be $49.99.
In a world where pollution is free but breathing costs extra, this tee reminds you: survival is now a subscription plan.
Featuring our exclusive “Economy Air™” upgrade — mask not included, filters sold separately, dignity long gone.

💸 Capitalism — now in breathable format.
☣️ Straight from the lungs of progress.
📦 Warning: may contain traces of irony.

Part of the ogle collection — where even the air comes with fine print.